AU:Demon!Dean gets a makeover
AU:Demon!Dean gets a makeover
I’m not a misandrist, but a few quick questions:
If men can’t even make their own sandwiches, why are they allowed to make bills in congress?
If men can’t control their own sexual urges, why are they allowed to control nations?
If a woman’s legs/shoulders are enough to distract a man, how can we trust them to stay focused on things like open heart surgery or judging a murder trial?
Again not a misandrist, some of my best friends are guys and i’m even dating one.
Turns out god is kind of a cunt.
FUCK ANTI RAPE NAIL POLISH
Do you think that we haven’t been trying hard enough?
fucking THANK YOU
wtf are you doing fighting the people who are trying to help? Yeah rape shouldn’t happen but it does. Yeah we need better laws and culture but we don’t have it, so I’m pretty glad there are people out there building things for me to protect myself with.
People shouldn’t rob banks but are you about to go fighting the banks for having bulletproof glass? Or the people who made the bulletproof glass?
yeah we need better laws and culture but we don’t have it
fucking thank you.
i understand that people are upset that drug-detecting nail polish is a thing that has to exist to help keep women safe, because women shouldn’t be held responsible for that; they shouldn’t have to worry about ‘keeping themselves safe.’ and no, this is not foolproof rape prevention and of course it’s not that we “haven’t been trying hard enough” and i understand anger and frustration because i experience it every day, i am a woman
however, that is no reason to fault others for attempting to give us some tools to give us some fucking peace of mind
i want some fucking drug-detecting nail polish
i also want to live in a world where i don’t need drug detecting nail polish
the two are not mutually exclusive
oh my god, that was really violent
#HSE TOOK THE FINAL BATTLE #SHE TOOK IT AND BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA IT#YOU THINK TONY STARK SAVED THE DAY? HE DID NOT#IN HIS OWN MOVIE HE WAS NOT THE ONE TO DEFEAT THE ENEMY#HIS GIRLFRIEND KICKED THE MANDARIN’S ASS #AND IF YOU DO NOT THINK#THAT A WOMAN STEALING THE END FROM THE HERO #IS A GREAT THING#GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY FACE #PEPPER POTTS FOR PRESIDENT#TONY STARK TO AWKWARDLY STARE AT HER IN AWE AND WITH A STRANGE BONER#sorry i got carried away (via starksexual)
BUT NO SERIOUSLY CAN WE TALK FOREVER ABOUT HOW SHE STOLE THE ENDING. Because as soon as you get the idea that she’s alive, you think “oh, she’s going to come in at the last second and land a few punches and give Tony - the hero - enough time to get back on his feet and finish the battle, while she cheers from the side lines.” Just. Like. Every. Other. Movie. And then she FINISHES THE BATTLE. SHE KILLS HIM.
#also can we talk about how one man in that movie treated Pepper as an Object#as a prize to be won#as a lure for Tony Stark#what happened to that man I wonder?#PEPPER POTTS FUCKING KILLED HIM#PEPPER POTTS IS A GODDESS
Now can we talk about how in the first movie pepper also defeats the final baddie? And how in the second movie she has arrested the one bad guy who didn’t kill himself? Can we talk about how Tony has never actually killed or captured the main bad guy in his own movies?
The closest he gets is Avengers. Because he kills a bunch of Chitauri with a missile. And then the Avengers all get together and capture Loki. You know why? Because Pepper was on a plane somewhere far away. Otherwise she would have done it. I swear.
And at the beginning of Avengers, Tony was all wanting her to stay the night. And she’s just like: Dude, you gotta handle this for a change. I’ll hold your flower.
Could we also talk about how not only unsurprised, unphased, and un-emasculated by this Tony is, but also how he probably gets a metaphorical boner for her when she does it?
What do you mean “metaphorical?”
Do you not see him shifting his legs?
SO THE MARGE SELMA AND PATTY ARE MY FRIENDS I WAS LITERALLY BEHIND THE GUY WHO TOOK THE PHOTO
Screaming about the Simpsons one!!
-It is not cute
-It is hell
-Want to order pizza? Too fucking bad
-Want to go to a party? Be prepared to want to leave after 5 seconds
-Need to ask a salesperson for a different size? Guess you’re not getting it
-Hungry but it’s crowded in the restaurant? No food for you
-Social anxiety SUCKS
-It keeps you from doing things you want to do
-It makes you feel like shit
-Stop romanticizing it
-Social anxiety is absolute HELL
Bood Swept Lands and Seas of Red - current instillation of blood poppies at the Tower of London - 2014